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Old 11-02-2008, 11:10 PM   #1
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Ewwww.

The miniheadlines made me crack up.
And the Finland Four.

Should I also replace my blood with beer? Would phantom love me more?
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Old 11-02-2008, 11:31 PM   #2
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Seconded, I love that theme. Good thing I'm a "person" not a "people."

As for the articles...of course Oxonmoot doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy really, to make poor people (er...persons) like me envious of those Europeans and their lovely accents. *sniff*
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Old 11-03-2008, 01:53 AM   #3
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I quite agree with Morai. There is absolutely no evidence that Oxonmoot actually occurs. We all know how good Hookbill is with photo-shop.

If these Europeans really want to convince us that Oxonmoot is real, then they should buy all of us North Americans plane tickets to England! And, as final proof, put us up an five star hotels.

As for The Sandwich and Lettuce Appreciation Society, where I can I acquire an application to join?
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Old 11-03-2008, 05:12 AM   #4
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Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.
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Should I also replace my blood with beer? Would phantom love me more?
I am pretty sure you'll be putting yourself in a lot of risk...

Anyway, yes, I liked this Downer, and especially the second article cracked me up... and the mini-headlines... well... now I see, this was what you were warning me about, tp...
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Old 11-03-2008, 05:23 AM   #5
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well... now I see, this was what you were warning me about, tp...
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:23 AM   #6
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Excellent job on the Phantom and alien articles. Though I must say that Aganzir's alien rendition scared me.

The Bread People? Does that have anything to do with my cousin Groin Breadbeard?
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