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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Halfhalflings...why does that remind me of The Man With Two Brains?
Yes, Quarterlings is better! What if they're twins? Are they then Eighthlings? Doublequarterlings?
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
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That makes a Halfling again. And if you had four babies at once, it would be just one complete Ling.
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Half-pints, pints, quarts? Molly-coddling cods?
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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But half a halfling would be a farthing.... surely?
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
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Though usually people aren't afraid of screeching children - only annoyed with them.I think Orcling would be a good name, but then on the other hand I'm not sure if mothers all enchanted with their babies would like to call them Orclings. However, there are several things that support the name. Children make noise. They bully animals and trample on flowers. They eat things they find on the street but not vegetables. They are quarrelsome. They are messy. And the only way you can get them to obey you is threatening.
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