What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Rikae]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I assign cooler weather to the shire. It is finally getting down into the lower 80's here in Texas so that we can actually go outside and do some rigorous sports without sweating to death. We can actually open the windows in our house!

Seconded - and I also assign not being in Texas.
It's getting down into the lower 60's here in NY, so we can actually *close* the windows and start drinking hot coffee again.
Hmm, I assign coffee, too.