The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by the phantom

No, no, dear- I actually wrote a special full-length article especially for you that I will soon be sending to Master Hookbill. If you go and sue his paper I doubt he'll run an article that views you in a favorable light.

An article that views someone in a favorable light? In The Downer? What madness is this?

Oh, and for you Oxonmooters... The special paper will probably be completely insane. I've spent a bit of time thinking of 'good'* ideas for it. I'll try and write some of them down before we start work on it proper. Which will probably be on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday of next week... Yes.

*by which I mean 'rubbish'