Let's not cast the Silmarillion

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Originally Posted by Lush

There's also David Hasselhoff to consider, though. For an intellectual role. Finrod Felagund comes to mind.

Hasselhoff surely will bring the fullest elements to the crucial aspect of elven hair. Maybe the colour isn't exactly right, but his casting could ensure that his elven character would never have a bad hair day.

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Perhaps Adam Sandler as Beren and Drew Barrymore as Luthien.

I had been toying with the idea of suggesting Ben Stiller as Beren, but kept being haunted by the aspect of Thingol and Melian as Mr and Mrs Focker and I was trying very hard to keep Rune's advisory in mind not to turn this into a comedy. So I desisted.