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06-24-2008, 11:16 AM
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Wisest of the Noldor
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ
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I foresee much alcoholic poisoning...
Heroine comforts depressed/injured characters by singing them a pop-song. –take a shot.
–And the story is named after said song. –take a shot. –And there's an Author's Note about how incredibly appropriate the lyrics are. -take a shot. Make that two shots if the lyrics have no discernible relationship to Middle-earth, and three if, alternatively, the song is Enya's "May it Be". –Update: and one more if "May it Be" is described as an ancient Elvish lulllaby. Elrond, M.D. has to patch up the sick or injured hero/heroine. –take a shot. Existing characters' origins are rearranged to suit the writer, e.g., Frodo is really the son of Galadriel (I've read this, honestly). –take two shots. Hero/heroine is not just half-Elven, but the offspring of an Elf and a Maia. –take two shots. –And said Maia is Sauron or Saruman. –take two shots. –And the story has a suitably dramatic title, like "Child of Shadows", or "Daughter of Darkness". –take a shot. Hero/heroine is an assassin. –take a shot. Take two if everyone treats this as a normal, socially acceptable career. The heroine (it's always a heroine, in this case), is the Tenth Ringwraith. –take a shot. Take two shots if her sinister beauty is inexplicably visible to mortal eyes. –No, on second thoughts, just take two shots anyway. She's always beautiful and visible.
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"Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 06-24-2008 at 09:53 PM. |
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06-24-2008, 12:28 PM
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shadow of a doubt
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Back on the streets
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Oh dear. I've never felt so happy to be sober.
 
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06-24-2008, 12:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Back on the Helcaraxe
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Quote:
 And to add one to the list: Hero/Heroine is Gandalf's apprentice ala Harry Potter (or, conversely, villain/villainess is Saruman/Sauron's apprentice, also ala Harry Potter). Two shots for one, three for both, four or more for both plus villain/ess reforms and becomes the apprentice's BFF (and probably Gandalf's newest apprentice).
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Call me Ibrin (or Ibri) :) Originality is the one thing that unoriginal minds cannot feel the use of. John Stewart Mill Last edited by Ibrīnišilpathānezel; 06-24-2008 at 04:13 PM. |
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06-24-2008, 01:49 PM
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Blithe Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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I once read some slash involving Legolas and Smaug. How much miruvor had I drunk, do you think?
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06-24-2008, 02:00 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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I'm very glad that I am not legally old enough to drink yet!
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