The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Gee, Hookbill what do you have against cats? Cats are so freaking AWESOME!

I've nothing against cats! Honestly! I used to have an ACE cat called Samwise (at least by me anyway). He died a few years ago, though because he was ill with TB.
It's the phantom that has a problem with cats! If you read some early P&As you'll see I had a thing against dogs (what with Alien killing about five in a row). I suspect Mr. phantom is retaliating against this... *shifty eyes*

P.S.

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