If a dwarf came to your door, what would be the first three things you would do?

[Aranel]

First off,suicidal elf chick really DOES sound suicidal in that post! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Judging from the Hobbit,I'd:
1 look for more dwarves
2 since they tend to let themselves in and help themselves too,I'd just make sure I had plenty of seed cakes on hand and let him get to the point on his own time.Because I can't see that a dwarf would visit me without a purpose.
3Be as friendly as possible and hope he didn't want me to help with any dragons.