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Manwathiel · 02-09-2008, 08:11 AM

He may already be in there but...
I'd like to put Piers Morgon in Mordor!

Nerwen · 02-09-2008, 08:39 AM

My brother's cat. If there was ever a being of pure evil, it's that one.

Aganzir · 02-09-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nerwen

My brother's cat. If there was ever a being of pure evil, it's that one.

Surely he doesn't happen to be a Siamese cat?

Volo · 02-10-2008, 04:27 PM

Countinuiously losing your propelling pencils. I have lost more than five during this year and they're not too cheap either. I haven't got the slightest clue to where I might have lost the most recent pencil, obviously I lost it today. But where, and why?

And also being so used to propelling pencils that I can't use a basic pencil withought getting annoyed.

Nerwen · 02-13-2008, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Aganzir

Surely he doesn't happen to be a Siamese cat?

No, she's a white cat– but I (seriously) think she has Siamese ancestry.

littlemanpoet · 02-13-2008, 05:00 AM

For Fëanor of the Peredhil:

The USPS, for not delivering a package on time, then failure to notify that it had actually arrived, then losing it once she found out.

Duly assigned.

Aganzir · 02-18-2008, 02:10 PM

The climatic change. January was 4 degrees (celsius) warmer than average this year, and there has been practically no snow at all. And I have been thinking that the last few winters were somewhat warm! I want the proper winter back.

Another thing that Mordor needs is my friend's dog of which I promised to take care while my friend is on a trip. Even though she barks and whines all the time, plays with annoying squeaking toys, wants to go out in the middle of the night and constantly teases my own dog, I guess I'd manage with it.
But - it seemingly didn't matter to my friend that she has inflammation of the eye at the moment, and it's so very very nice to notice she has infected my dog now. That means I must take my dog to the vet's tomorrow (which isn't cheap either), and therefore I won't probably have time to see a friend I haven't seen in ages.
Needless to say, I'm pretty, ah, annoyed. I guess I should be angry with the friend rather than the dog, who is sleeping on my bed and looking cute, though.

Mithalwen · 02-18-2008, 02:22 PM

Parcels that cost very nearly as much to send as the contents did to buy.
Being so full of static electricity that not only do you shock yourself on every metal surface but your key sparks when you go to lock your car!!! ~I haven't had a static problem for years - since the nasty nylon carpet at work has been a constant for a few months now I can only assume it is related to having washed my hair twice yesterday and using a this special hair masque to stop the chlorine at the swimming pool turning my hair green...

02-09-2008, 08:39 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	My brother's cat. If there was ever a being of pure evil, it's that one. Last edited by Nerwen; 02-09-2008 at 08:46 AM.

02-10-2008, 04:27 PM	#4
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Countinuiously losing your propelling pencils. I have lost more than five during this year and they're not too cheap either. I haven't got the slightest clue to where I might have lost the most recent pencil, obviously I lost it today. But where, and why? And also being so used to propelling pencils that I can't use a basic pencil withought getting annoyed. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-18-2008, 02:10 PM	#7
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	The climatic change. January was 4 degrees (celsius) warmer than average this year, and there has been practically no snow at all. And I have been thinking that the last few winters were somewhat warm! I want the proper winter back. Another thing that Mordor needs is my friend's dog of which I promised to take care while my friend is on a trip. Even though she barks and whines all the time, plays with annoying squeaking toys, wants to go out in the middle of the night and constantly teases my own dog, I guess I'd manage with it. But - it seemingly didn't matter to my friend that she has inflammation of the eye at the moment, and it's so very very nice to notice she has infected my dog now. That means I must take my dog to the vet's tomorrow (which isn't cheap either), and therefore I won't probably have time to see a friend I haven't seen in ages. Needless to say, I'm pretty, ah, annoyed. I guess I should be angry with the friend rather than the dog, who is sleeping on my bed and looking cute, though. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

02-18-2008, 02:22 PM	#8
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,463	Parcels that cost very nearly as much to send as the contents did to buy. Being so full of static electricity that not only do you shock yourself on every metal surface but your key sparks when you go to lock your car!!! ~I haven't had a static problem for years - since the nasty nylon carpet at work has been a constant for a few months now I can only assume it is related to having washed my hair twice yesterday and using a this special hair masque to stop the chlorine at the swimming pool turning my hair green... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

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02-09-2008, 08:11 AM	#1
Manwathiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22	He may already be in there but... I'd like to put Piers Morgon in Mordor!

02-13-2008, 05:00 AM	#6
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	For Fëanor of the Peredhil: The USPS, for not delivering a package on time, then failure to notify that it had actually arrived, then losing it once she found out. Duly assigned.