Barrow-Down Dreams

[Groin Redbeard]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I recently had an unnerving dream...
Some news bulletin came up on the television saying that The Might was coming to visit England and it was some big event, as if he was some foreign official. I suspect this has something to do with his recent appearance in the Newspaper. I decided I had better go and say hello to him but then found that MI-5 thought I was going to assassinate him so I was arrested. Lalwende turned out to be working for 5 and helped me escape. Once out I went to The Might's hotel room and demanded to know what the hell was going on. He laughed and said it was a joke.

Do I smell another news article in the Downer.

By the way I agree with you on the Turkey being superior to ham.