The Hobbit : Dream Cast - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

William Cloud Hicklin · 12-24-2007, 12:54 PM

I'm not sure which specific roles I would assign, but the cast should definitely include

Arnold Swarzenegger
Kevin Sorbo
Hulk Hogan
"The Rock"
Andre the Giant (so what if he's dead?)
Brian Bosworth
Chuck Norris
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Possibly Bruce Willis- except sometimes he can almost, not quite, act.

And most definitely as Thorin: Martin Lawrence.
With Paris Hilton as the Elvenqueen. Or Pamela Anderson.

Sauron the White · 12-24-2007, 12:57 PM

from WCH

Quote:

Possibly Bruce Willis- except sometimes he can almost, not quite, act.

Ahhhh - I see someone has been dipping a bit early into the Christmas cheer and it has made them exceptionally happy!!!

12-24-2007, 12:54 PM	#1
William Cloud Hicklin Loremaster of Annúminas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,330	I'm not sure which specific roles I would assign, but the cast should definitely include Arnold Swarzenegger Kevin Sorbo Hulk Hogan "The Rock" Andre the Giant (so what if he's dead?) Brian Bosworth Chuck Norris Jet Li Jackie Chan Possibly Bruce Willis- except sometimes he can almost, not quite, act. And most definitely as Thorin: Martin Lawrence. With Paris Hilton as the Elvenqueen. Or Pamela Anderson. __________________ The entire plot of The Lord of the Rings could be said to turn on what Sauron didn’t know, and when he didn’t know it.

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