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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-20-2007, 07:13 AM

After an accident with one of Gandalf's fireworks lead to Frodo and Sam being joined at the fingers and Merry's experiments with his gender-change-o'matic 2000, things began to get a little weird in the Shire.

OR

The fact that the river wasn't there a moment ago has Merry and Pippin completely baffled.

Valesse · 09-30-2007, 09:52 PM

Too much Entdraught is a baaaad, bad thing.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-01-2007, 10:16 AM

"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard the farmer say. "It's a hobbit by the size of it, but all dressed up queer. Hey!" he cried. "Who are you, and what's all this to-do?"
"It's Sam, Sam Gamgee. I've come back."
Farmer Cotton came up close and stared at him in the twilight. "Well!" he exclaimed. "The voice is right, and your face is no worse than it was, Sam. But I should a' passed you in the street in that gear. You've been in foreign parts, seemingly. We feared you were dead."

Farael · 10-03-2007, 11:20 AM

Quickly! let's cross the river, I hear black riders are afraid of water.

And here's a new pic

While Barad-Dur falls, signaling Sauron's defeat, Gandalf, Merry and Pippin start a song they felt was very appropiate for the moment:

"Nananana.... nananana... HEY HEY HEY... good-bye!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2007, 11:23 AM

The invisible-staff owners annual meeting got off to a start...

OR

Gandalf makes gun gestures at Saruman, as if to say he'd really like to shoot him through the lungs.

Valesse · 10-05-2007, 02:46 PM

Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers, the Fellowship pauses to ask a question which had been laying heavily on their minds after hearing about Saruman's change from 'white' to 'many colors':

"Why are there so many songs about rainbows?"

HerenIstarion · 10-14-2007, 03:48 AM

Gandalf: you have it all wrong!
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man... (quick muttering: er, ork, troll, whatever suits you better gents...)
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy, in the navy!

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit!

Merry and Pippin:
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy in the navy!

Pippin to Merry (under his breath): what the heck is the navy, anyways?
Merry to Pippin (under his breath): Who cares? Enough for me those guys just gape at us and desist from attacking. Keep it up, Pippers!

09-20-2007, 07:13 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After an accident with one of Gandalf's fireworks lead to Frodo and Sam being joined at the fingers and Merry's experiments with his gender-change-o'matic 2000, things began to get a little weird in the Shire. OR The fact that the river wasn't there a moment ago has Merry and Pippin completely baffled. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#2
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Too much Entdraught is a baaaad, bad thing. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-01-2007, 10:16 AM	#3
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard the farmer say. "It's a hobbit by the size of it, but all dressed up queer. Hey!" he cried. "Who are you, and what's all this to-do?" "It's Sam, Sam Gamgee. I've come back." Farmer Cotton came up close and stared at him in the twilight. "Well!" he exclaimed. "The voice is right, and your face is no worse than it was, Sam. But I should a' passed you in the street in that gear. You've been in foreign parts, seemingly. We feared you were dead." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

10-03-2007, 11:20 AM	#4
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Quickly! let's cross the river, I hear black riders are afraid of water. And here's a new pic While Barad-Dur falls, signaling Sauron's defeat, Gandalf, Merry and Pippin start a song they felt was very appropiate for the moment: "Nananana.... nananana... HEY HEY HEY... good-bye!" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

10-03-2007, 11:23 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The invisible-staff owners annual meeting got off to a start... OR Gandalf makes gun gestures at Saruman, as if to say he'd really like to shoot him through the lungs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2007, 02:46 PM	#6
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers, the Fellowship pauses to ask a question which had been laying heavily on their minds after hearing about Saruman's change from 'white' to 'many colors': "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 10-05-2007 at 02:50 PM.

10-14-2007, 03:48 AM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gandalf: you have it all wrong! Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man... (quick muttering: er, ork, troll, whatever suits you better gents...) In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy, in the navy! They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit! Merry and Pippin: In the navy, in the navy, in the navy in the navy! Pippin to Merry (under his breath): what the heck is the navy, anyways? Merry to Pippin (under his breath): Who cares? Enough for me those guys just gape at us and desist from attacking. Keep it up, Pippers! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

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