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04-11-2007, 02:46 PM
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Doubting Dwimmerlaik
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Heaven's basement
Posts: 2,466
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Too funny!
Warsie: Sure, you have Liv Tyler, but Carrie Fisher rocks! Ringer: She's also about 1000 now... W: The Lay of Beren and Tinuviel R: Anikin and Padme... Quote:
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04-12-2007, 12:33 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mirkwood
Posts: 20
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Warsie: We have the Force.
Ringer: That is NOT a plus. Mystical blah-blah-blah. ~o~ Warsie: Obi-Wan sacrificed himself for his friends, was a great warrior, and a teacher of the Chosen One. Ringer: What a spectacular teacher he was! His first pupil turned to the 'Dark Side', his second pupil had no more brains than a pin! He was also a liar. Gandalf sacrificed himself for his friends, was a great warrior, a great teacher, AND he told the truth! ~o~ Warsie: The Death Star's explosion. Ringer: Gandalf's fireworks. ~o~ Warsie: The Jedi are for the good of all. Ringer: The good guys in Lord of the Rings don't need commissions. They just do it. ~o~ Warsie: Palpatine transferred his spirit from one body to another. Ringer: Classic comic-book death. Annoying, repetitive, and improbable. Warsie: Gandalf was resurrected! Ringer: That's different: Eru sent him back. Warsie: I just can't win, can I? Ringer: Nope! 
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04-12-2007, 06:37 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Warsie:
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04-13-2007, 02:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Ringer:...well, there are some fans that do wr- Warsie: Yeah, those fans totally forget that Tolkien pretty much made his works fanfic proof. They're complete and written in solid stone.
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04-17-2007, 10:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Home. Where rolling green hills and clear rivers are practically my backyard.
Posts: 595
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Ringer: What's up with the broom brushes on Padme's head in film 1?
Warsie: Um, that's her hairdo. Ringer: Sorry, couldn't tell the difference, no offence meant. |
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04-29-2007, 09:46 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In the Greenwood
Posts: 201
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Ringer: We have hobbits
Warsie: We have droids Ringer: Aside from R2D2, that is not a plus
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"Yesterday is history. Tommorow is a mystery. Today is a gift from God. That's why it's called the PRESENT!" |
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04-30-2007, 11:14 AM
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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae
Posts: 987
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Ringer: Saruman grew his own armies. Palpatine/Sidious had to outsource the job.
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius |
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