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Old 01-30-2007, 10:29 PM   #1
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I think I've been too much on the 'downs... the threads are getting all mixed up and running together in my mind

How many free peoples of ME does it take to annoy Sauron?

Nine men, who above all else, desire a quick cheap laugh, like a dwarf burping
Seven dwarves, great miners but even better pranksters
Three elves, fairest and most witty of all beings

But they were all deceived because one more kind of free people would do the trick.

One hobbit to destroy the ring and ruin it all
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:43 AM   #2
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How many Uruks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll pop?
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Old 01-31-2007, 04:51 PM   #3
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How many Uruks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll pop?
None, for all the Uruks had a deadly brawl over the candy.

How many Bder's does it take to win ME Idol?
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:42 AM   #4
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How many Bder's does it take to win ME Idol?
None, because the thread died of unpopularity.

How many Elves does it take to lose a Silmaril?
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:27 PM   #5
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How many Elves does it take to lose a Silmaril?
I don't know, but I can guarantee it's far less than it takes to find it again!


How many Roads must a Hobbit walk down before he can be called eccentric?
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Old 02-02-2007, 04:38 PM   #6
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How many Roads must a Hobbit walk down before he can be called eccentric?
One, but he has to walk it there and back again and on and on.

How many trees is a company?
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:18 AM   #7
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
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How many trees is a company?
Two. As the proverb plainly says: "Two's company, three's a forest."


How many swords does it take to kill a Ringwraith?
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