What do you assign to Mordor?

[Oddwen]

I assign walking around the house with one sock on.

I can stand walking around with one shoe on, because I know there's going to be a difference in my stride and the height of that foot, but with a sock there's just no warning.

I'll walk across a tile floor, and the foot with the sock will be warm, but then the bare foot will be cold, and then I step onto a rough carpet and one foot stays the same, and the other feels every bump.

And stairs are the worst. I find myself stopping and trying to remember which foot goes next.

Yes, I'm blonde, what of it?

[Volo]

Coughing, especially in public.

And Panther-sweets that taste good but have an effect of increasing the coughing.

[Kath]

Stepping in water on the kitchen floor. Having a wet foot is not nice.

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Volo

Coughing, especially in public.

And Panther-sweets that taste good but have an effect of increasing the coughing.

Thank you. They didn't even taste that good.

[the guy who be short]

I assign vectors in all their ways, shapes and forms.

I assign position vectors, unit vectors, direction vectors, and whatever the difference between them is.

I assign how the modulus only matters sometimes. Seemingly at random.

I assign vector products. I assign scalar products.

*Breathes*

[Elonve]

Children.
They always seem to have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I just can't deal with jam hands.

So I actually ban 'Jam-hands' to Mordor...
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[Mithalwen]

so I don't expect sympathy...

I assign still not having filed my tax return, and worse still not having ordered a comprehensive calculation guide even though I have remembered all the trouble I had last year...

And the fact that I put myself through this misery when if I had got my act together and written in the (literally)half dozen necessary entries by Sept. they would have done the calc for me...and saved me trawling through 50 pages to confirm the easy assumption that it will be the same percentages as last year, and the year before that...

And the knowleged that it is even more unforgivable in the light of how I earn my living...

So basically I assign myself ...but I think someone already did....

[Lalwendë]

You might be assigning yourself again if you don't get it in well before the deadline of 31st January as it looks like there is going to be a nationwide, service wide strike that day, too.

Meanwhile on a similar note I assign people you work with (so not your good self ) who have no conception of the importance of time and deadlines as they have wasted my whole day. I may as well have stayed in bed.