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Oddwen · 01-13-2007, 09:33 AM

Votes were counted - recounted - and recounted again.

"This can't be right," said Kathin. "You really don't want to do this."

"Yes we do," they said pointing at the votes for evidence.

"I'm telling you...you will not like this," she said as she grew visibly agitated.

"Ooh, here it comes!" they said happily; axes, small swords, hairy fists and magical staffs at the ready.

"Don't make me angry," she threatened again. "You cannot get out of this."

As several dwarf bows were readied and drawn (you don't want to get too close to an angry dwarf, do you?), she launched herself into the crowd axe brandished and bellowing as only a dwarf can. Bows twanged, arrows struck, and Kathin fell dead, but not before burying her axe in Bofgrod's throat.

"Gurgleblarglegllrrrggg!" he said, as blood soaked his beard. "Grbllllaaaagaaaaalll!" and he too fell dead across the body of Kathin.

Neither body morphed, or changed in any way at all.

"Ai, ai!" they wailed.

Living:
Beornomien
Valier the Grey
Meneltarbo Baggins
Thorin Angurielsheild
Voloin
Dori88
Runi son of Bjarne
Orilin
Bifur Fegalund
Bomburlass

Dead:
Eomi of the Rohirrim (Innocent), beheaded on DAY one
dwancing spawn of fundin (Twin), beheaded on NIGHT two
Nari (Twin), died of sorrow on NIGHT two
Gloanna (Innocent), hung on DAY two
Farael the Deathless (Protector), crushed with a hammer protecting his choice on NIGHT three
Kathin (Hunter), lynched on DAY three
Bofgrod (Innocent), taken down with the hunter on DAY three

The third DAY is done/
NIGHT the fourth has begun/
I need names from the Seer and Wolves, what fun/
Bum-ba-dum-badum/

01-13-2007, 09:33 AM	#14
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Votes were counted - recounted - and recounted again. "This can't be right," said Kathin. "You really don't want to do this." "Yes we do," they said pointing at the votes for evidence. "I'm telling you...you will not like this," she said as she grew visibly agitated. "Ooh, here it comes!" they said happily; axes, small swords, hairy fists and magical staffs at the ready. "Don't make me angry," she threatened again. "You cannot get out of this." As several dwarf bows were readied and drawn (you don't want to get too close to an angry dwarf, do you?), she launched herself into the crowd axe brandished and bellowing as only a dwarf can. Bows twanged, arrows struck, and Kathin fell dead, but not before burying her axe in Bofgrod's throat. "Gurgleblarglegllrrrggg!" he said, as blood soaked his beard. "Grbllllaaaagaaaaalll!" and he too fell dead across the body of Kathin. Neither body morphed, or changed in any way at all. "Ai, ai!" they wailed. Living: Beornomien Valier the Grey Meneltarbo Baggins Thorin Angurielsheild Voloin Dori88 Runi son of Bjarne Orilin Bifur Fegalund Bomburlass Dead: Eomi of the Rohirrim (Innocent), beheaded on DAY one dwancing spawn of fundin (Twin), beheaded on NIGHT two Nari (Twin), died of sorrow on NIGHT two Gloanna (Innocent), hung on DAY two Farael the Deathless (Protector), crushed with a hammer protecting his choice on NIGHT three Kathin (Hunter), lynched on DAY three Bofgrod (Innocent), taken down with the hunter on DAY three The third DAY is done/ NIGHT the fourth has begun/ I need names from the Seer and Wolves, what fun/ Bum-ba-dum-badum/ __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

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