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Old 12-14-2006, 07:26 PM   #1
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Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
A: His true identity, Meriadoc Brandybuck, AKA Merry.

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Old 12-15-2006, 07:47 AM   #2
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Q: What species of spider was Ungoliant?
A: A relation to the spider that turned Peter Parker into Spider Man.

Q: If Elves were immortal, why were they so reclusive?
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:53 PM   #3
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A: They secretly have low self esteems and think themselves to be ugly. So they do not like to be seen out in the open.


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Old 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM   #4
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Q: What do you think the Istari wear under their robes?
A: Princess Leia style metal bikinis, of course.

Q: Where are the Ent wives anyway?
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:15 PM   #5
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A: In the woods of England cleverly disguised as trees.

Q: What is the meaning of haste?
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:21 AM   #6
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A: To act like you are doing something quickly; while really doing nothing at all.

Q: Why did Rosie and Sam have so many kids?
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Q: Why did Rosie and Sam have so many kids?
A - They were plotting an uprising and needed disposable troops. Incidentally, they got the idea from Sauron, always breeding hundreds of Orcs who, because they die rather quickly, needed to be in ridiculously high numbers. Unfortunately, for Sam, his plans never reached their full and he eventually gave up because he ran out of names. You don't know about the nine other children he had who were called, "Hobbit lad 14", "Hobbit lass 25", "Hobbit Lad 16", "Hobbit lass 34" and so on.

Q - What was Saruman's reaction to the Ent attack?
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