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Old 12-07-2006, 03:00 PM   #1
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A=Why Sauron's dentist of course.

Q=Why do all the men have long hair?
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:22 PM   #2
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Q=Why do all the men have long hair?
A - Because the hairdressers charge ridiculous prices. Namely, Five gold coins per hair strand.

Q - Why did Denethor really hate Gandalf?
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:47 PM   #3
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Q - Why did Denethor really hate Gandalf?
A: Because Denethor placed Gandalf in charge of entertainment for his 12th birthday party Bonanaza...and it wasn't as good as the party Gandalf threw for Aragorn.

Why did Saruman get involved in a drug cartel?
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Old 12-14-2006, 12:40 PM   #4
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Why did Saruman get involved in a drug cartel?
A: He had to, for he was Don Saruman!!

Q: Who taught the Ents to speak?
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:16 PM   #5
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Q: Who taught the Ents to speak?
The elves, who now regret it because they haven't shut-up since!!

Why was Cahadras so mean?
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Why was Cahadras so mean?
A: Caradhras means "Red horn".

Caradhras is also a mean mountain as it is situated in the middle of the Misty Mountains and if you make some calculations, you will find that it's actually of mean height if you compare it with all other mountains in Middle Earth!

Q: What was the first words of the first orc?
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Q: What was the first words of the first orc?
A - "Blimey!"

Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
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