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[The Elf-warrior]

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien- The Fellowship of the Ring

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,

...Worm, if you know what's good for you," Saruman thundered while beating Grima Wormtongue with his cane. "Please stop," Grima whined. "I'm sorry I asked you what was for dinner. I know I should always trust you. But my growling stomach got the better of me."

"Say," Saruman said. He put down his cane. "I've thought of a way to kill two birds with one stone, not crows of course, but pigeons. Pimple is getting on my nerves; thus, I want him dead. Kill him and sate yourself to your heart's, or should I say your stomach's content."

"Oh, thank-you, beloved master, I will be so happy to finally have something to eat. Your benevelence is overwhelming."

"Hold your horses," Saruman replied. "You must wait until tonight. This must be done right. You will kill him while he sleeps and please clean up after yourself and do not leave any blood, flesh, or bones lying around for anyone to see. It could push rebellious minds to open treason. And make sure he doesn't squeal!"

"I'll do it very silent and neat tonight," Grima assured Saruman.

Originally Posted by Shelob's Lair

Running is no use.