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10-30-2006, 10:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here.
Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it!
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10-31-2006, 12:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.
Frodo Why? Sam: Are there any Bulls around here? Frodo: No. Sam: Any big scary Rams? Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops! Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in? Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer) Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance) Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant....................
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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11-01-2006, 12:45 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries.
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Gordon's alive!
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11-01-2006, 01:14 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?
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11-01-2006, 03:56 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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Sam: i hope that wasn't someone i knew.
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11-01-2006, 07:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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 Merry: Owww! My little toe! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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11-01-2006, 07:36 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Pippin: It's okay Merry, we'll get it back.
Merry: *sobbing* It's just not fair. Why did Denethor take it away. Pippin: I think he wanted the limited edition orc-face pog.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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11-01-2006, 08:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Castle Anthrax anyone?
Merry: Please!! Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that. Merry: Oh come on! Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Merry: I don't think I was. Pippin: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril. Merry: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Pippin: No, it's too perilous. Merry: Look, it's my duty as a knight of Rohan to sample as much peril as I can. Pippin: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Merry: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Pippin: No. It's unhealthy. Merry: I bet you're gay. Pippin: No I'm not. *No one can admit it ever gets old*
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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11-01-2006, 10:37 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,593
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Under the guise of helping a fallen comrade, Pippin stabs Merry to death.
Now he gets to ride in Eowyn's lap! 
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