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Old 10-10-2006, 10:09 PM   #1
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Q - How heavy was Tom the Troll?
A: He was as heavy as bom the troll.


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Old 10-11-2006, 07:20 AM   #2
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Q:HAVE DWARVES EVER CROSSBREED WITH MEN
A: Of course, what do you think Hobbits are?

Q: Why wasn't Celeborn given a Ring of Power?
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:12 AM   #3
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Q: Why wasn't Celeborn given a Ring of Power?
A- He was, but he dropped it and broke it.

Q - Why did Smaug travel to the Lonely Mountain anyway?
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Old 10-11-2006, 09:34 AM   #4
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Q - Why did Smaug travel to the Lonely Mountain anyway?
A: He heard it was a really nice vacation spot.

Q: What were Frodo's parents out boating for anyway?
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:18 PM   #5
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Q: What were Frodo's parents out boating for anyway?
A: They were trying to reach the Undying Lands by rowboat - and they did!

Q: Why did Aragorn and his buddies bother to protect Bree?
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:39 PM   #6
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Q: Why did Aragorn and his buddies bother to protect Bree?
A - Because they were the only ones that knew that underneath Bree was an abundance of Gold beyond the dreams of men!

Q - What's 'Taters'?
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:05 PM   #7
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Q - What's 'Taters'?
A: Taterss, preciousss, nassty, nassty things that that nassty hobbit likess to eatses. Even threatened us with them once, he did.

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