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Old 10-08-2006, 03:42 PM   #1
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[B]Q: Why did Gollum call the Ring his 'preciousss'?

A: because he was stuck in that cave all alone with the ring he fell in love with it.

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Old 10-08-2006, 03:43 PM   #2
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Why did Frodo not join Sauron? (he should have)
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:54 PM   #3
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Why did Frodo not join Sauron? (he should have)
He would have, but on his way to Sauron's little home he stopped by Mt. Doom and accidentally tossed that little ring of his on to the fires. Needless to say that Sauron wasn't impressed, he was so dissapointed he left Middle Earth for good.

Q: were the spiders in Mirkwodd under the command of The Necromancer (aka Sauron) when Bilbo and the dwarves were there?
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:58 PM   #4
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Q: were the spiders in Mirkwodd under the command of The Necromancer (aka Sauron) when Bilbo and the dwarves were there?
A: Yes. Sauron paid them per traveler eaten.

Q: Why didn't Eru just smite Melkor down where he stood?
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Old 10-08-2006, 06:00 PM   #5
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Q: Why didn't Eru just smite Melkor down where he stood?
A: Because he lost his Smiting-Banjo-of-Smiting-ness somewhere in the Void.

Q: Why do elves like archery?
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:11 AM   #6
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Because they can make fun of dwarves for getting splinters.

How come everyone likes Legolas?
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Old 10-09-2006, 01:27 AM   #7
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How come everyone likes Legolas?
A - He has a good PR manager.

Q - How long did it take to build Barad-Dur?
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