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Old 10-02-2006, 07:34 AM   #1
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Q - Did the Balrog really want to kill Gandalf?
A: No, he just wanted to settle the score after their last meeting where Gandalf made the Balrog pick up the check. He "forgot" his wallet.

Q: Did Gollum really want to catch a fish?
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:41 PM   #2
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Q: Did Gollum really want to catch a fish?
A: no he was looking for gold.

Q:HOW DID THE WEREDUCKS EAT THE ELVES???
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:52 PM   #3
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Ummm, lets not get too far off this thing being Tolkien related shall we!
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:24 PM   #4
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Q:HOW DID THE WEREDUCKS EAT THE ELVES???
With great relish, on open faced LAAAAMbas bread.

Q: Tell me, where is Gandalf (for I much desire to speak with him)?
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:36 PM   #5
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A: At the bottom of a pond grappling with a bullfrog.

Q: Who is Gimli?
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:17 AM   #6
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Q:WHAT IS A WARG
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:39 AM   #7
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Just a really big rat.

Who REALLY is Tom Bombadil?
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:14 AM   #8
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:47 AM   #9
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Q: What kind of dwarf was Gimli?
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