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Old 09-30-2006, 03:03 PM   #1
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Q: What(/who) is Denethor's perfume made of?
A: Whom, my dear fellow, Dr. H. T. Whom, foremost Gondorian scholar of the Third Age, was granted this distinctive posthumous honor.

Q: Did hobbits ever not celebrate anything?
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Old 09-30-2006, 05:00 PM   #2
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Q: Did hobbits ever not celebrate anything?
A: No they took any chance they could to drink.

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Old 10-01-2006, 06:44 AM   #3
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Q:HOW TALL WAS THE TALLEST DWAF
A: Two feet shorter than the shortest dwarf


Q: How will Turin manage to kill Morgoth in the Last Battle?
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:02 AM   #4
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Q: How will Turin manage to kill Morgoth in the Last Battle?
A - By offering him a cup of poisoned gin... then beating him over the head with it.

Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:18 AM   #5
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Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?
A: "Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Aieeee!"

Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?
(I never actually gave it a great deal of thought...)
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:21 AM   #6
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Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?

A: In the same way that wereducks eat elves; anachronistically.


Q: Why are the elves immortal?
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Q: Why are the elves immortal?
A - They're not. But they are ridiculously longeable. But that is only because of a typing error on the best before date when Eru was tyred in the morning.

Q - When was the last time Smaug brushed his teeth?
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