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09-22-2006, 09:47 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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Q: Why did Aragorn use several different aliases?
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09-22-2006, 09:56 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Why didn't anyone ride donkeys in Middle-Earth?
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09-22-2006, 06:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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thy did The Black steeds were actually donkeys
Where do hobbits come from?
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09-22-2006, 07:00 PM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Q. Where do hobbits come from?
A. Ah, the story here is almost as it is with fairies - hobbits come from hobbies. Each time a human takes up new hobby, somewhere out there hobbit pops out of the air into existence. Unfortunately, they die the same way - each time a human abandons a hobby, a hobbit dissapears with a plop... alas... Q. Always wondered, what are real means of waking up drunken goblins, leaving aside elves singing?
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09-22-2006, 09:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Are there tomatoes in Middle-earth?
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09-22-2006, 10:14 PM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Q. Are there tomatoes in Middle-earth?
Not any more. There were some brought from Numenor, but most were eaten up by the Last Alliance during Great Siege, and the last one has been squashed at Sauron's face by joint effort of Elendil and Isildur (you see, weapons broken et al, they have had nothing more suitable handy). In memory of the event (as he was lucky and noone destroyed his Precious), Sauron has chosen Single Red Squashed Tomato for a badge. But orkses are uncultured and uneducated folk, never coming to know particulars of vegetable-growing, so they've thought it was Single Red Eye. Q. There are some things money can't buy. What is for everything else in ME?
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09-23-2006, 09:35 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Who is the Necromancer?
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