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elronds_daughter · 09-13-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, none of this mattered to Gandalf, who had been living happily on top of Orthanc for over a year, and would have regarded the rescue as more of an intrusion anyway.

High King Fingolfin · 09-13-2006, 09:55 PM

Unfortunately, he got rescued anyway.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-15-2006, 08:43 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf made a fortune selling off
condo shares to his development atop Chez Orthanc
(touted for its great views and history) to Gondorian
upper mobile types. Especially attractive was the short
commute via unemployed pteradactyls to Minas Tirith.

Gandalf then used his earnings to redevelop his
new venture, Minas Morgul Estates.

Boromir88 · 09-15-2006, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron, CEO of Mount Zoom Enterprises, feared what Gandalf was doing was creating a monoply and he appealed to the White Council Board to put a halt to Gandalf gaining control of all the businesses of Middle-earth.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor.

High King Fingolfin · 09-16-2006, 07:44 PM

Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies.

THE Ka · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways...

09-13-2006, 05:07 PM	#1
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, none of this mattered to Gandalf, who had been living happily on top of Orthanc for over a year, and would have regarded the rescue as more of an intrusion anyway. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-13-2006, 09:55 PM	#2
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, he got rescued anyway. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-15-2006, 08:43 AM	#3
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gandalf made a fortune selling off condo shares to his development atop Chez Orthanc (touted for its great views and history) to Gondorian upper mobile types. Especially attractive was the short commute via unemployed pteradactyls to Minas Tirith. Gandalf then used his earnings to redevelop his new venture, Minas Morgul Estates. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 09-15-2006 at 09:19 AM.

09-15-2006, 09:23 AM	#4
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron, CEO of Mount Zoom Enterprises, feared what Gandalf was doing was creating a monoply and he appealed to the White Council Board to put a halt to Gandalf gaining control of all the businesses of Middle-earth. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-15-2006, 05:07 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-16-2006, 07:44 PM	#6
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-16-2006, 08:44 PM	#7
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

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