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09-11-2006, 12:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Unfortunately, a skilled plastic surgeon from Gondor
was passing by and (in return for the Ring) gave all the orcs nose jobs.
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09-11-2006, 12:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Fortunately, this kept the Ring away from Sauron.
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09-11-2006, 03:25 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, the Gondorian plastic surgeon was really a secret agent of Sauron's.
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09-11-2006, 04:01 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Fortunately all the Orcs that received nose jobs were unhappy so they sued their plastic surgeon and to pay for the expenses he was forced to give the Ring to them, who then had to give the Ring to Elrond to pay for their Attorney expenses.'
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09-11-2006, 04:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Unfortunately, Elrond threw the ring into the ocean, where it landed on Godzilla's head and woke him up.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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09-11-2006, 04:30 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Fortunately Godzilla's fire-breath was hotter then mt.doom and he torched the ring when he got out of the water and Sauron, who looked in disamay, was then turned into a chicken.
nana nana na-na Sauron is a chicken
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09-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Unfortunately, he was turned into a 100-foot tall killer chicken of doom with laser eyes!
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