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Old 09-06-2006, 12:32 PM   #1
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Q: Why did Beorn turn into a bear and not into a krchplin (a mix of a hairy frog and a hairless hobbit)?
A - Because Krchplins didn't exist.

Q - Did Isildur pose for the architects of the Argonath? If so, how long for?
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Q - Did Isildur pose for the architects of the Argonath? If so, how long for?

A He gave them a 2 hour sitting for prelimminary sketches and then used a body double.

Q Why does Bill the Pony return to Bree where he was badly treated rather than Rivendell where he was well treated?
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Old 09-07-2006, 04:16 PM   #3
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Q Why does Bill the Pony return to Bree where he was badly treated rather than Rivendell where he was well treated?
Because of the competitions of Prancing in Ponies that were held. Bill had always wanted to be a Prancing Pony during his tweens.

Q: What WAS that thing in the waters outside of Moria?
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Q: What WAS that thing in the waters outside of Moria?
A: Gimli's Grandma! The supposed tentacles were actually braids in grandma's beard.

Q: Why does Gwaihir feel it's his duty to cart around Gandalf's old baggage all the time?
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:13 PM   #5
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Q: Why does Gwaihir feel it's his duty to cart around Gandalf's old baggage all the time?
A: Because otherwise, Gandalf would kill him, fry him up, and serve him at a banquet.

Q: Why did Sauron make Rings of Power instead of, say, Hats of Power or Shoes of Power?
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Old 09-08-2006, 05:50 PM   #6
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Q: Why did Sauron make Rings of Power instead of, say, Hats of Power or Shoes of Power?

A: Because Rings of Power has a better ring to it.

Q: Why did Frodo dream about Gandalf's escape from Orthanc?
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Old 09-19-2006, 10:39 AM   #7
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Q: Why did Frodo dream about Gandalf's escape from Orthanc?
A: Well Frodo had smoked an amazing amount of weed that night and was thus able to have an elaborate dream such as this.

Q: Who would Gollum marry if he survived and became good?
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