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Old 09-05-2006, 08:09 AM   #1
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Why did radagast get such a cruddy color?
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:29 AM   #2
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Why did radagast get such a cruddy color?
He was colour blind and thought it was a cooler one.

Q: Why did Smaug sleep on the gold and not in a big expensive bed?
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Old 09-05-2006, 02:45 PM   #3
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A: He liked a very firm mattress.

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Old 09-05-2006, 07:09 PM   #4
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it was a mistranslation hes really the mouth doctor(ie dentist) of sauron and hes a general because for obvious reasons hes useless as a dentist

Where did bombadil meet golberry?
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:04 PM   #5
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it was a mistranslation hes really the mouth doctor(ie dentist) of sauron and hes a general because for obvious reasons hes useless as a dentist

Where did bombadil meet golberry?
A: At the Enigma/Eru/Tolkien/Valar get Together bash, ironically they were the only two that showed up.

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Old 09-05-2006, 09:17 PM   #6
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Feanors wife was having trouble having children, so 10 fertility treatments later.....


Why does bilbo comb his foot hair?
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:56 AM   #7
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A: That it wouldn't strangle him.

Q: Why did Beorn turn into a bear and not into a krchplin (a mix of a hairy frog and a hairless hobbit)?
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