What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Feanor of the Peredhil · 09-01-2006, 01:50 PM

Spending my last two days home until late November at work. Eew.

Mithalwen · 09-01-2006, 02:42 PM

The fact that this thread has twice as many posts as assigned to the Shire... we are clearly glass half empty people.....

Kath · 09-01-2006, 05:37 PM

Nah, it's just easier to complain!

I assign prickly heat rash. Please, stop the itching!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-02-2006, 03:07 AM

It is like this song by a band called TV2. "Kom lad os brokke os" (come lets complaint)
They go on to sing "it is what we do best" and "it is probably what makes us feel good" (maybe good should be best)

shieldmaiden4xsword · 09-02-2006, 03:20 PM

I assign to Mordor......hmmm...... journals that resist ink.

Lalaith · 09-03-2006, 09:34 AM

I assign those awful skin-tight knee-length hipster shorts that have been fashionable this summer.
They are so unbelievably unflattering that only one woman in a thousand can carry them off. I keep seeing young girls, with what would in normal clothes be perfectly decent figures, rendered completely lumpen and ghastly by these things. (Especially when phones, ciggie packets or wallets are shoved into the back pockets - shudder)
The designers who dreamt them up should be sent to Mordor too for their misogynistic unkindness. And, quite frankly, the best friends of the wearers, too, for letting them go out dressed like that without saying anything.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 09-03-2006, 02:49 PM

I agree. I also assign to Mordor those jeans for guys that are designed to show 5 inches of boxers. For goodness sakes, i DO NOT want to see that!!!!

Lhunardawen · 09-03-2006, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mithalwen

The fact that this thread has twice as many posts as assigned to the Shire... we are clearly glass half empty people.....

Let's say I'm bitter and seeking revenge, but you're assigned because I've already posted that somewhere in this thread. tgwbs assigned me for the same reason, but not for the same subject.

But I'd rather say that I just want my mum in Mordor with me.

Anyways...I assign my Anthro 10 prof. I normally wouldn't assign specific people to this place...

Well, you just did. Twice.

Umm...yeah. Anyways, but this one, he's just really, really...argh.

And I assign the deathly sweet smell of formalin. 1.0 M ammonia and formalin. The poor Mordorians.

Farael · 09-04-2006, 12:45 AM

I assign Lhuna for assigning one molar Ammonia to where I have been assigned before... I know I haven't been posting much on the 'downs lately, but I couldn't pass up a chemistry assignment (no pun int... ok, fine, I did it on purpose)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-04-2006, 02:33 AM

No one assigns Lhuna, no one !

You just made my list of enemies. Wich after a game of survivor, is growing suprisingly long. . .

Feanor of the Peredhil · 09-04-2006, 07:00 PM

Caffiene addiction (and subsequent crash in the middle of my first World Religions class).

Lecture-based classes.

OTC pain killer tolerance.

When people unnecessarily sweeten iced tea. Green tea needs no mass quantities of sugar! It's like drinking syrup. Eew.

White dorm walls. That I'm not allowed to paint.

the guy who be short · 09-05-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shieldmaiden

I also assign to Mordor those jeans for guys that are designed to show 5 inches of boxers. For goodness sakes, i DO NOT want to see that!!!!

It's lovely when people say "nice boxers" to you.

I don't see this vendetta people have against men showing boxers - I don't claim to understand fashion, but it's hardly a hideous sight.

On a more serious notes, I assign When People Are Kicked Out of Colleges. It doesn't seem fair that the second kindest, nicest, sweetest guy I know is forced to leave when complete idiots are allowed to stay. There's more to people than their grades. These poor selection processes are upsetting.

THE Ka · 09-05-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

White dorm walls. That I'm not allowed to paint.

Eek gads! White walls are a threat to my existence, I truly understand where you are coming from.

Since they seem to want to keep you in a containment cell of torture that you cannot paint, try covering most of the walls with things you like, or best of all, a montage or collage of your favoured colours.

Don't try to become boxed in, when stuck, just make your own.

~ Ka

09-01-2006, 01:50 PM	#1
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Spending my last two days home until late November at work. Eew. __________________ peace

09-01-2006, 02:42 PM	#2
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	The fact that this thread has twice as many posts as assigned to the Shire... we are clearly glass half empty people..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-01-2006, 05:37 PM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Nah, it's just easier to complain! I assign prickly heat rash. Please, stop the itching! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-02-2006, 03:20 PM	#5
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	I assign to Mordor......hmmm...... journals that resist ink. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

09-03-2006, 09:34 AM	#6
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	I assign those awful skin-tight knee-length hipster shorts that have been fashionable this summer. They are so unbelievably unflattering that only one woman in a thousand can carry them off. I keep seeing young girls, with what would in normal clothes be perfectly decent figures, rendered completely lumpen and ghastly by these things. (Especially when phones, ciggie packets or wallets are shoved into the back pockets - shudder) The designers who dreamt them up should be sent to Mordor too for their misogynistic unkindness. And, quite frankly, the best friends of the wearers, too, for letting them go out dressed like that without saying anything. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

09-03-2006, 02:49 PM	#7
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	I agree. I also assign to Mordor those jeans for guys that are designed to show 5 inches of boxers. For goodness sakes, i DO NOT want to see that!!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

09-04-2006, 12:45 AM	#9
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	I assign Lhuna for assigning one molar Ammonia to where I have been assigned before... I know I haven't been posting much on the 'downs lately, but I couldn't pass up a chemistry assignment (no pun int... ok, fine, I did it on purpose) __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

09-04-2006, 07:00 PM	#11
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Caffiene addiction (and subsequent crash in the middle of my first World Religions class). Lecture-based classes. OTC pain killer tolerance. When people unnecessarily sweeten iced tea. Green tea needs no mass quantities of sugar! It's like drinking syrup. Eew. White dorm walls. That I'm not allowed to paint. __________________ peace

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