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narfforc · 08-25-2006, 02:17 AM

A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban

Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X.

Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2006, 02:32 AM

Frodo: Sam, stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement!

B-W: No it isn't.

Frodo: AH...

mormegil · 08-25-2006, 08:54 AM

BW: I insist that you keep my picture.

Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it.

BW: Do you not know who I am?

Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It?

BW: Fine put it up.

Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on.

Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules.

Or

Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword.

Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down.

Meela · 08-25-2006, 09:08 AM

Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.

Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?

Glirdan · 08-25-2006, 09:58 AM

Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".

Man: Sign here, here, here and here.

Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo?

Viggo:

Rikae · 08-25-2006, 10:57 AM

Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again.
PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR!

Lalwendë · 08-25-2006, 11:01 AM

Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.

Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."

Mithalwen · 08-25-2006, 11:19 AM

Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem......

08-25-2006, 02:17 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X. Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-25-2006, 02:32 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Jurassic Pratt Frodo: Sam, stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement! B-W: No it isn't. Frodo: AH... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2006, 08:54 AM	#3
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	BW: I insist that you keep my picture. Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it. BW: Do you not know who I am? Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It? BW: Fine put it up. Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on. Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules. Or Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword. Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-25-2006, 09:08 AM	#4
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One. Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-25-2006, 09:58 AM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly". Man: Sign here, here, here and here. Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo? Viggo: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-25-2006, 10:57 AM	#6
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho. Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again. PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR! Last edited by Rikae; 08-25-2006 at 11:15 AM.

08-25-2006, 11:01 AM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character. Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-25-2006, 11:19 AM	#8
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Hobbits ARE a virus Mr Baggins Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

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