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Old 08-08-2006, 07:35 PM   #1
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Q: Why do Rohirrim Calvary Charges not work againest a rampaging Balrog?
Because they couldn't manage to produce enough charge to turn their balrog-defeating light-sabres with a cavalry charge... they needed the charges of a couple batteries but they were fresh out of those

Q: Why was Gollum so ugly?
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Old 08-08-2006, 07:43 PM   #2
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Q: Why was Gollum so ugly?
A: Because he went to a really, really bad plastic surgeon.

Q: Do Hobbits go bald?
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Old 08-08-2006, 07:44 PM   #3
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Q: Why was Gollum so ugly?
A: Because he had no daily papers to check his style from and he left his mirror of the underground lake too early...

Q: Why didn't Gollum strike at the time he had a chance?
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Old 08-08-2006, 07:47 PM   #4
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X-posted with Celuien...

Q: Do Hobbits go bald?
A: Of course! Think of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins without a bald on the top of her head!

So making the question again...

Q: Why didn't Gollum strike at the time he had a chance?
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:39 PM   #5
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Q: Why didn't Gollum strike at the time he had a chance?

A:He is surprisingly good at Baseball, and the word strike is not in his vocabulary!


Q: Do you think Peregrin Took hates his name? and if so why?
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:21 PM   #6
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Q: Do you think Peregrin Took hates his name? and if so why?
A: Hisname, Pippin's neighbour, was pretty much hated by everyone. Mostly because of his enormous euphonium he insisted upon blowing at three in the morning.

Q: Why did Gandalf not just kick the Balrog in the shin and run away?
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM   #7
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Q: Why did Gandalf not just kick the Balrog in the shin and run away?

A: Because Pippin stole his flameproof shoes and buried them in Rivendell.

Q: Why was Lobelia so nasty?
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Old 08-13-2006, 10:17 PM   #8
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Q: Why was Lobelia so nasty?
The Professor was, as we all know, a master of words and meanings and he played a very clever trick on us. As we know, lob is an old word for spider (or something like that) and Lob-elia was female.... a she... SHELOB!!!!

Indeed, when Shelob (aka Lobelia) attacked Frodo and Sam in Cirith Ungol, it was just the latest episode of a long-lasting hatred between the family.

Now, wouldn't you be nasty if you were a huge spider in a hobbit town?

Q: Why did Frodo hang out a lot with Merry and Pippin who were several years younger than him?
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