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07-28-2006, 10:55 AM
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Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Q:Why are hobbits so short?
A: They aren't short....they're vertically challenged. Q: Why did Saruman switch sides?
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07-28-2006, 11:23 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Q: Who was prettier Legolas or Arwen?
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07-28-2006, 11:35 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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 Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?
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07-28-2006, 11:36 AM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit.
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A: Legolas.
Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?
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07-28-2006, 12:33 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 500
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NOTE: In the circumstance where a xpost happens, the first person to get their post up gets the next question.
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07-28-2006, 12:42 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?
A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion. EDIT: Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet. ______________ Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
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07-28-2006, 01:41 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
A Because a glowing red nose had been registered as a trademark by Rudolph T. Reindeer. Q Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?
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07-28-2006, 01:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Q: Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?
A: They were bitten by a rabid warg. Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty!
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