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Old 07-25-2006, 11:50 PM   #1
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Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?


A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow.


If I get this right I go on with the next question?

Why was Boromir, named Boromir?
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:51 AM   #2
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Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.

So here's my whacky answer!

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Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir.



Q: Why did the Ents go to war?
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:38 AM   #3
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Q: Why did the Ents go to war?
A: To show off their new combat uniforms, of course!


Which credit cards do they accept at the Gap of Rohan ?
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:53 AM   #4
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Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out" . I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer" ahh well.

If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question.

What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:01 AM   #5
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Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course!




Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:07 AM   #6
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Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?
A: Because it had an affair on him with Bilbo!


Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:21 AM   #7
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Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?

A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you.


Q:Why are Ents so slow?
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