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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 04:04 AM

Sports

Here are this weeks Football / soccer results.

Barrow Downs League

Moderators united – 3
Chest Pains Athletic – 0

Rotten Skin FC – 9
Legless legs – 2

Wethertop Paragraph – 0
Midge water hysterical – 1

Gregory Arithmetic – 2
Hobbiton Inflation – 6

Bywater tentacle Vs Buckland swelling
Match postponed due to orange pitch

Education

The Barrow Downs minister for education announced this week that dead children are to be banned from schools. A survey showed that dead children don't do enough work and distract the other children due to teasing and smells. Head teachers have welcomed the scheme saying that it will reduce classroom sizes and also leave the canteen freer to living people.
Barrow Wights have called the decision 'disgraceful', 'horrible', 'shocking', and 'disgraceful'.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2006, 09:22 AM

As with all self-respecting newspapers, The Downer has it's own small comic strip. This one is called 'The Phantom and Alien'.

Enjoy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 12:01 PM

And so the weeks continue.

07-17-2006, 04:04 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fact X Importance = NEWS! Sports Here are this weeks Football / soccer results. Barrow Downs League Moderators united – 3 Chest Pains Athletic – 0 Rotten Skin FC – 9 Legless legs – 2 Wethertop Paragraph – 0 Midge water hysterical – 1 Gregory Arithmetic – 2 Hobbiton Inflation – 6 Bywater tentacle Vs Buckland swelling Match postponed due to orange pitch Education The Barrow Downs minister for education announced this week that dead children are to be banned from schools. A survey showed that dead children don't do enough work and distract the other children due to teasing and smells. Head teachers have welcomed the scheme saying that it will reduce classroom sizes and also leave the canteen freer to living people. Barrow Wights have called the decision 'disgraceful', 'horrible', 'shocking', and 'disgraceful'. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2006, 09:22 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	As with all self-respecting newspapers, The Downer has it's own small comic strip. This one is called 'The Phantom and Alien'. Enjoy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2006, 12:01 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This is the News... Happy now? And so the weeks continue. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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