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06-25-2006, 10:14 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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06-25-2006, 07:20 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC)
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-25-2006, 07:34 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,848
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Fortunately, he ran into Elrond the Swindler and not only did he give him his penguin army, but he also ended up owing him a pair of mithril socks and 10.000 barrels of snow.
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06-26-2006, 11:27 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-26-2006, 11:57 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move.
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06-26-2006, 01:00 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power.
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06-28-2006, 09:10 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very
bad sense of direction and accidentally killed himself when his mind power boomeranged. 
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