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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Gandalf: I am the pedantic who points out that only Eagles and Fell Beasts are the only way to fly in Middle-earth, not airplanes.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Saruman: I am the Wright brothers, magically transported to Middle-earth to mass-produce their new airplane.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the Balrog who scares them off and eats all the airplanes.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Saruman: "I am the special stomach-irritating coating that the Wright brother's used on their airplanes - driving the Balrog away & bringing the brothers back."
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the Special stuff that heals the stomach pains.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman: I am the Bio geek who is always right and says that the special stuff catalyzes the action of digestive enzymes, which end up digesting the stomach itself. Pain galore!
(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread? )
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the bully that beats up the geek!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Face in the Water
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 728
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SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working! Oh, and also: symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks!
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A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone. |
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