The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Radagast woke up: he'd been weeping in his sheets.
"What a horrible dream!" he said, and resolved

To make sure that the Valar all dissolved
But he realised he had no such power

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

To make sure that the Valar all dissolved
But he realised he had no such power

So he left Rhosgobel's tower
To search the world for someone who did

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

So he left Rhosgobel's tower

But across the globe no one was found who would rid
The Circles of Arda of their group of creators.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

But across the globe no one was found who would rid
The Circles of Arda of their group of creators.

Nor, indeed, of museum curators,
Who had now plagued the Shire

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Nor, indeed, of museum curators,
Who had now plagued the Shire

A war broke out! You could hear gunfire!
Every hobbit fought the curator invaders

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

A war broke out! You could hear gunfire!
Every hobbit fought the curator invaders

And this war was serious to the Hobbits because they forgot about their Taters,
And soon the war spread to the Havens which are Grey! not Silver!

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Gil

And this war was serious to the Hobbits because they forgot about their Taters,
And soon the war spread to the Havens which are Grey! not Silver!

Gil-Galad, you, um...er... bilver!
No true word rhymes with that which you just said!