The Never Ending Poem...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He was not like Gandalf who had pork
and ate while in Saruman's best shed

And as he mulled, the Barrow Wight dropped dead,
Which meant that nothing had changed

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

And as he mulled, the Barrow Wight dropped dead,
Which meant that nothing had changed

As this poem continues, it gets more deranged
as you shall see in these next verses.

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

As this poem continues, it gets more deranged
as you shall see in these next verses.

But, before we speak a whole string of curses,
We'll tell you how the Elves were awakened.

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

But, before we speak a whole string of curses,
We'll tell you how the Elves were awakened.

And how, once awake, they were hastened
One summer's eve, to trek into the West.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And how, once awake, they were hastened
One summer's eve, to trek into the West.

For, t'was said, Manwe's Barbeques are best
So they all wanted to get there before Melkor

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

For, t'was said, Manwe's Barbeques are best
So they all wanted to get there before Melkor

That greedy Vala, rotten to the core,
Always ate half the burgers at every divine party.

[symestreem]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

That greedy Vala, rotten to the core,
Always ate half the burgers at every divine party.

Which was perfectly logical, for his appetite hearty,
Provided him strength to work his evil designs...