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05-30-2006, 05:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in
the Bruinen because he was, like, you know, really gross, where Johnny was saved by some guys wearing black clothes and made an honorary nazgul.
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05-30-2006, 06:05 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, Johnny then went on a killing spree.
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05-30-2006, 06:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary
nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings, so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe.
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05-30-2006, 11:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, the people of Middle-Earth were worried and sent a hitman, Gandalf. Despite his response of "What? No!" he was sent to kill Johnny regardless.
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05-31-2006, 05:34 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more interested
in pesuading a certain bandleader/wizard to let his star singer (a Rivendell elf who was Gandalf's godson, a very important, religious relationship for the istari) out of his contract so he could be in a war movie, so Gandalf rode his horse to the bandleader's office in Orthanc. (This also explains the animosity of horselover Saruman to Gandalf the Grey).
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06-10-2006, 10:07 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Sorry about this one, but I so needed to post here again
Unfortunately, everybody forgot all that had happend the last 3 months, as they realised that Rune had returned to BD!
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06-10-2006, 10:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
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Fortunately the fellowship passed by and tossed Rune a welcome party!!
Welcome Rune =D
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