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Old 05-29-2006, 03:39 AM   #1
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Fortuantely it wasn't beyond Johnny the Stinky Balrog's
Unfortunately, Johnny was being chased by all the soap and cleaning companies what wanted to use him for their experiments.
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Old 05-29-2006, 05:37 AM   #2
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Fortunately, his stink knocked them out cold.
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Old 05-29-2006, 07:03 AM   #3
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Unfortunately they soon caught on and wore anti-stink repellant bubblewrap suits.
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Old 05-30-2006, 05:48 AM   #4
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Tuor of Gondolin has just left Hobbiton.
And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in
the Bruinen because he was, like, you know,
really gross, where Johnny was saved by some
guys wearing black clothes and made an
honorary nazgul.
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:05 AM   #5
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Unfortunately, Johnny then went on a killing spree.
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:29 AM   #6
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Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary
nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings,
so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe.
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:50 PM   #7
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Unfortunately, the people of Middle-Earth were worried and sent a hitman, Gandalf. Despite his response of "What? No!" he was sent to kill Johnny regardless.
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