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05-06-2006, 09:14 AM | #10601 |
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Dwarven Graffitti
In the ancient mines of Moria, the felllow ship take a wrong turn and end up on what use to be the wrong side of town. The look up at the wall and view some writing of great antiquity.
Boromir: "Durin is a....WHAT!!!"
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05-06-2006, 10:43 AM | #10602 |
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Company of friends out for an after-lunch walk stumble upon Gandalf taking a bath in a tub on a wood-glen…
Merry: Never thought wizards were human too… he’s taking a bath?! And singing too?! I thought they all bathed in moonbeams or something… Gimli: Indecency! To wet one’s beard!? No dwarf will ever fall this low! Pippin: Now do it, do it… take that bottle, take it… ha-ha, to pour a glue into his shampoo bottle was simply brilliant idea, simply brilliant… please do it, do it now… Boromir: His voice is awful… even Faramir taking a shower sings better… Legolas: Ah...splashes of water...waves... it reminds of the Sea… and this strange croaking… can it be gulls live in this forest? Ah, gulls... Ah waves... Ah…ah…
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05-06-2006, 11:37 AM | #10603 |
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At the local spa...
Boromir can't decide if he should part (his hair) to the left or the right while Legolas gets in a pout about the shine on his face. The other three aren't sure they go for this mud bath thingie.
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05-06-2006, 11:51 AM | #10604 |
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Who has eyes for the women, and who has eyes for the food.
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05-06-2006, 01:01 PM | #10605 |
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One of Gandalf's fireworks hits Gwihir. A lawsuit is sure to follow.
OR Boromir is horrified to see Gandalf out-Disco-ing him. Pippin knew he was using magic.
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05-06-2006, 01:57 PM | #10606 |
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Pippin finds out who stole his mushrooms as four of his companions start babbling about the 'really amazing' spaceship they've seen flying above the woods of Lothlorien.
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05-06-2006, 08:42 PM | #10607 |
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Gimli: "I didn't know the Doors of Durin doubled as a TV screen."
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05-07-2006, 03:42 AM | #10608 |
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On the previous pic:
Boromir: So, he's got a flaming Eye, an ugly Mouth . . . you don't suppose he has a bloated Appendix?
Merry: Maiar have appendices?
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05-07-2006, 04:11 AM | #10609 |
Illustrious Ulair
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O'er the hills & far away...
Even though Major Sharpe had eagerly accepted Wellington's suicide mission in hopes of becoming Colonel, he couldn't help wondering if the Chosen Men's disguise would sufficiently distract the enemy. Harper hated the false beard & Hagman couldn't hit a barn door from the inside with an arrow.... |
05-07-2006, 04:23 PM | #10610 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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They couldn't believe it. The fellowship had stumbled upon the legendary, 'first dwarves to ride in Tilion's island chariot' mithrilvision broadcast in Moria. Pippin on the other hand, had seen better.
Pippin: It was all done in an elven studio you know... ~ Aesthete
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05-07-2006, 10:24 PM | #10611 |
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Boromir: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aragorn is singing and dancing."
Gimli: "Save me....someone please I beg you!!!!!" Pippin: "Hey I like this song..."*sings along* "This is the song that doesn't end.. yes it goes on and on my friends... some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end......" Legolas:Could be worse.. at least its not the oscar meyer wienner song. Merry: "I never should have gotten out of bed."
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05-08-2006, 12:00 AM | #10612 |
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Rats in the pipes
It seems that Gandalf really pigged out on Lembas and Ent Draught.
Boromir: He's going to blow! OR Legolas: The lawn of Gondor! Boromir: Oh no! Faramir let it overgrow!
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05-08-2006, 01:50 AM | #10613 |
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Pippin tries to look nonchalant as he realises the potential embarrassment that could result from getting into a crowded lift after having had a large helping of Galadriel's extra hot chilli with Jalapenos on the side.
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05-08-2006, 07:51 AM | #10614 |
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Note: Asterisks (*) indicate thoughts.
Gimli and Legolas: *wow, what a neat hot air ballon* Pippin and Merry: *whoa, who dropped all that sand onto the ground* Boromir: "I'm so confused." OR Legolas: *I feel so pretty, oh so pretty.* Boromir: *I want to feel pretty, too!* Pippin: *Mmh. I need some more (pipe-) weed.* Merry: *I can't believe Gimli is so short and so strong!* Gimli: *I can't believe that creepy hobbit is still staring at me!*
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05-08-2006, 09:46 AM | #10615 |
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Merry, Gimli, Boromir, & Legolas: "Ah...Lothlorien."
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05-08-2006, 11:27 AM | #10616 |
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Merry thinks: I wish I was really tall like Gimli.
Gimli thinks: I wish that hobbit would stop following me around Pippin thinks: I wish I was somewhere else Legolas who was somewhere else thinks: O! tra-la-la-lally Boromir thinks: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring.......................
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05-08-2006, 12:53 PM | #10617 |
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Disappointment all round as Ringers, Moria's premier nightclub, is full.
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05-08-2006, 01:02 PM | #10618 |
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Among so many large and heavily armed fans, Pippin feels unable to admit that he really hates football and would rather be at the dentist than watching Harad play Angmar in a World Cup Group match. Also he will rip off his own arm and beat himself to death with the wet end if anyone attempts to explain the offside rule to him......
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05-08-2006, 01:46 PM | #10619 |
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The Fellowship was dejected when they heard all the tickets for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest were sold out.
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05-08-2006, 04:33 PM | #10620 |
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Legolas: "It's raining Men. Ai! It's raining men."
Boromir: "Tall, dark..." Merry: "Short and lean..." Gimli: "Rough and tough and strong and mean." Pippin: "You guys are so embarrassing after a few beers."
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05-08-2006, 06:55 PM | #10621 |
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Lost?
A plane crashes down on the strange land. While the rest of the Fellowship look in awe, two Hobbits were thinking something else . . .
Pippin: What's a 'plane'? Merry: That looks strangely familiar . . .
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05-08-2006, 09:09 PM | #10623 |
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Legolas: "There it is... Starbucks."
Boromir: "Huh! Coffee! Just what I need!" Gimli: "I'm glad they built this Mirkwood branch. It cheers my heart everytime I see that bright, shining sign." *sigh* Merry: "Well, that's great for us, but how do they get any business?" Pippin: "I don't know, but it means there's no line!"
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05-08-2006, 09:26 PM | #10624 |
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Legolas: "Look, the sun is sending it's last rays through the slits in the walls of Moria... when I see something like this *music fades in* It.... makes... me... want to sing, my friend, and sing until the end, because tonight the stars alight I feel in love..."
Boromir and the hobbits: "Shup shubadaba" Gimli: "Oh, please, not again...."
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05-08-2006, 10:17 PM | #10625 |
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make sure you know the people so you won't get prosecuted...
The police arrive in the middle of a vast Fellowship toilet-papering prank. (notice the "spotlights" & all the "tp" strewn all over the ground)
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05-08-2006, 10:24 PM | #10626 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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more mis-adventures
Gimli: dudddee... that tree is like soooo huge
Legolas: i... i... i know... its got pretty leaves Pippin: i don't know math anymore... Merry: Told you south-farthing had the best smokeing...uhh... dude i totally forgot again Gimli: the tree!! Boromir: ahhh giant eagle! Pippin: i think i'm going to barf... and my hair is falling out... and my skin is burning... Legolas:shhh shhhh....shhh....shhh Boromir? Boromir: their claws are everywhere! Gimli: the tree!!!
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05-09-2006, 02:44 AM | #10627 |
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Gimli: What!? Aragorn having a bath!?! Inconceivable!!!
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05-09-2006, 04:12 AM | #10628 |
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Time for something new...
Legolas: I see the new picture!
Pippin: Yeah, right. Sauron greets his adoring fans at the annual hoola-hoops convention. OR The Dark Lord of Mordor was no match for the low prices on jewellery at Argos.
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05-09-2006, 04:34 AM | #10629 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Sauron began his transformation into the White Witch of Narnia.
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05-09-2006, 04:51 AM | #10630 |
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Neither Gil-galad, nor Elendil, nor Isildur overthrew Sauron, it was a banana peel that was his demise.
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05-09-2006, 05:36 AM | #10631 |
Maundering Mage
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In proper light one would realize that Sauron is nothing really to be afraid of.
or The boys were playing freeze tag on the set.
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05-09-2006, 05:57 AM | #10632 |
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C3PO made over by Trinny and Susannah.
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05-09-2006, 05:57 AM | #10633 |
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Sauron: "See my bandaged fingers! What ills us pointy headed Maiar endure merely from brushing our hair!"
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05-09-2006, 05:58 AM | #10634 |
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Or Sauron in a noisy bar "I'll be five minutes"
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05-09-2006, 05:59 AM | #10635 |
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Sauron didn't get too many generous tips in his new career as a pole dancer. Nor did he catch the eye of Simon Cowell. Lucky Sauron.
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05-09-2006, 06:06 AM | #10636 |
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"four calling birds and FIVE gold rings..."
Sauron's plan to have a Christmas number one with "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was hampered by a small error on the part of the props department when they were making the video...
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05-09-2006, 06:08 AM | #10637 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Sauron's fiendishly cunning plan to fool Isildur by wearing four identical rings was sadly foiled when Isildur simply cut off all four.
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05-09-2006, 09:18 AM | #10638 |
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Sauron: Taxi!
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05-09-2006, 10:06 AM | #10639 |
Maundering Mage
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Sauron was no match for the ultimate weapon of the west...Gandalf Uncloaked!
Sorry
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05-09-2006, 10:17 AM | #10640 |
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Sauron isn't convinced that the pitchfork style is really him.
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