The Never Ending Poem...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Who thought it incredibly naughty
To thieve from a sleeping Ghost

So Saucy complained in a ranting post
in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

So Saucy complained in a ranting post
in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread

Wishing the white uncloaking wizard was dead
So Gandalf did a cameo in ATM2

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Wishing the white uncloaking wizard was dead
So Gandalf did a cameo in ATM2

But he was soon soaked through and through
When he was cast into a lake of stagnate water

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But he was soon soaked through and through
When he was cast into a lake of stagnate water.

But as luck would have it, it turned to butter
Which happened to have been assigned

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

But as luck would have it, it turned to butter
Which happened to have been assigned,

By a certain Dwarf who deeply mined,
To cover his toast and crumpets at tea

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

By a certain Dwarf who deeply mined,
To cover his toast and crumpets at tea

While he dined on a ship out on the sea
Appropriately called the SS Rust

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

While he dined on a ship out on the sea
Appropriately called the SS Rust

Filled with mouses and cobwebs and dust
And a teeny weeny bit of ferric oxide

Nerd alert!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Filled with mouses and cobwebs and dust
And a teeny weeny bit of ferric oxide

Which caused a bang and many died
So the Elves did weep and wandered far

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Which caused a bang and many died
So the Elves did weep and wandered far

Searching along the shores of Valimar
For the SS Rust's shards of wrecked steel

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Searching along the shores of Valimar
For the SS Rust's shards of wrecked steel

Which were drowned far below their keel,
Deep amongst the wrack of sunken Númenor

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

Which were drowned far below their keel,
Deep amongst the wrack of sunken Númenor

Where the halls and palaces nevermore
Will be seen by eye of mortal man

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Where the halls and palaces nevermore
Will be seen by eye of mortal man

And so the Noldor grumbled (due to the ban)
Thinking they are to blame for Numenor's fall

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And so the Noldor grumbled (due to the ban)
Thinking they are to blame for Numenor's fall

But it was the fault of the men so tall
Who rebelled against the Powers of Arda

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

But it was the fault of the men so tall
Who rebelled against the Powers of Arda.

So Feanor wrote himself a magna carta
and declared the Halls of Mandos his garden

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

So Feanor wrote himself a magna carta
and declared the Halls of Mandos his garden

Hearing this, Mandos said, "I beg your pardon?"
Then threw a great tantrum that shook the earth

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Hearing this, Mandos said, "I beg your pardon?"
Then threw a great tantrum that shook the earth.

He'd stamped so hard he created a new firth,
the sixth of its kind, thusly named Firth of Sixth

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

He'd stamped so hard he created a new firth,
the sixth of its kind, thusly named Firth of Sixth

The Firth of Sixth, that lay betwixt
The fifth and seventh of the same

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Oddwen

The Firth of Sixth, that lay betwixt
The fifth and seventh of the same

And on Sauron’s head lay all of the blame
For the army that disrupted the discussion

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

And on Sauron’s head lay all of the blame
For the army that disrupted the discussion.

The army burst upon the field, madly rushin'
To wrest the crown from Gondor's king

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

The army burst upon the field, madly rushin'
To wrest the crown from Gondor's king

who threw it with an arm like a wing
into Feanor's newly claimed garden

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

who threw it with an arm like a wing
into Feanor's newly claimed garden

And Mandos' face began to harden
Becoming stern as an ancient stone

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And Mandos' face began to harden
Becoming stern as an ancient stone,

Causing all the waiting dead to moan,
"Please can't we have our porridge?"

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

Causing all the waiting dead to moan,
"Please can't we have our porridge?"

"We need it for our ghostly portage,
as our elvish spirits are reborn."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

"We need it for our ghostly portage,
as our elvish spirits are reborn."

All the while Feanor mowed the lawn
Already thinking the new garden won

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

All the while Feanor mowed the lawn
Already thinking the new garden won

But as he mowed he forgot the blazing sun
Whose fiery heat withered all the plants

[Hookbill the Goomba]

But as he mowed he forgot the blazing sun
Whose fiery heat withered all the plants

As well as his new leather pants
Which he stole from a passing Elf

[Kath]

As well as his new leather pants
Which he stole from a passing Elf

Who in turn had stolen them off a shelf
From the new store just down the road.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Kath

Who in turn had stolen them off a shelf
From the new store just down the road;

which store featured rolls that were throwed,
made of licorice-laced lembas from Valinor's Lórien

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

which store featured rolls that were throwed,
made of licorice-laced lembas from Valinor's Lórien

In fond memory of the golden tree Laurelin
Chopped apart in days long past

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

In fond memory of the golden tree Laurelin
Chopped apart in days long past

Over which a dark shroud was cast
Because the Eldar refused to lament

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Over which a dark shroud was cast
Because the Eldar refused to lament

Much to the anger of not just one Ent:
They shook in rage and scattered their leaves

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Much to the anger of not just one Ent:
They shook in rage and scattered their leaves

and ordered the huorns to put on their sleeves
that made them look like giant hogweeds

[Hookbill the Goomba]

and ordered the huorns to put on their sleeves
that made them look like giant hogweeds

And all laughed at them, even their steeds
For it seemed that they looked rather foolish

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And all laughed at them, even their steeds
For it seemed that they looked rather foolish.

Displeased, the huorns turned suddenly ghoulish
And attacked the unrelenting, unlamenting Eldar

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

Displeased, the huorns turned suddenly ghoulish
And attacked the unrelenting, unlamenting Eldar

But the elves defended with high-tech missiles and radar
And blew the huorns' planes out of the sky

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But the elves defended with high-tech missiles and radar
And blew the huorns' planes out of the sky

The Eagles quickly prepared to fly
And aid their dear tree friends

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

The Eagles quickly prepared to fly
And aid their dear tree friends...

But then Smaug woke up with the bends
most painful, and realized it was all a dream

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

But then Smaug woke up with the bends
most painful, and realized it was all a dream

To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

But Smaug liked the decade and the hem
and threatened the mockers with fire