What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Laitoste

... my professor managed to break a window trying to kill a wasp with the Divine Comedy.

There's something elegant about that. A metaphor in there somewhere, don't you think?

Um, I assign English muffins.

And writers' festivals that actually do inspire writing. .... and reawaken my love for poetry. Writing it, that is; ... and also delving into the wonders of Emily Dickinson.... for the fun and joy of it, not having to take classes or prepare for exams....