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davem · 04-23-2006, 11:05 AM

One of the things Gildor looked forward to on reaching the Undying Lands was being able to eat a bag of chips without getting mobbed by sea-gulls....

Elrond: 'In this at least he will know a lightening of his heart in Valinor. The Long Defeat we have all fought has been hardest on Gildor. He has never been able to eat his chips on the long grey shores of Middle-earth without being harrassed in this way.'

Galadriel: 'Nay Elrond! Though I had not the heart to tell him of them, the gulls of Ulmo at the havens of Alqualonde are thrice as vicious as their kindred here in Endor.'

Elrond: 'Then it would seem, Lady of the Galadhrim, that mayhap Feanor's rash vow pursues the Noldor still, even in the Land of the Valar. Alas!

Galadriel: 'Even so!'

(Exeunt sadly.....)

Lalwendë · 04-23-2006, 11:12 AM

Frodo tries to console Sam, who is in floods of disappointed tears after the ship draws up to the quay. He was expecting it to be crewed by kittens in Viking helmets, singing Led Zeppelin.

davem · 04-23-2006, 11:16 AM

Merry: 'I know Pippin - but he's getting on a bit. If he wants to take his own beer & toilet facilities with him they'll just have to humour him.''

EDIT: cross-posted with Narfforc

narfforc · 04-23-2006, 11:41 AM

Merry to Pippin: He-he-he, I told you Sam wouldn't see you with that SuperGlue.

mormegil · 04-23-2006, 03:02 PM

In this alternate ending Tolkien had scripted Pippin to take up becoming a Catholic Priest.

(look at the collar)

Gurthang · 04-23-2006, 06:44 PM

While Frodo and Sam were getting to ride up on the deck for the trip, it appears that Bilbo, Pippin, and Merry are going to be stowed away with the cargo.

OR

No one notices the invisible man as he starts to pull up the back of Cirdan's cloak.

OR

Frodo: "When I said I wanted to go camping, this was not what I had in mind..."

Elu Ancalime · 04-23-2006, 07:12 PM

(Elf In Back With Pot): Hey Cirdan, there's no way these guys are gonna get in to Valinor. Two Hobbits, another on the way, A wizard who should be dead, and That Galadriel chick who was exiled-Manwe's gonna go nuts. However, I have made some home-made chili from an old Teleri family recipie! That will convince him!
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JUAN MANUEL FANGIO

04-23-2006, 11:05 AM	#1
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	One of the things Gildor looked forward to on reaching the Undying Lands was being able to eat a bag of chips without getting mobbed by sea-gulls.... Elrond: 'In this at least he will know a lightening of his heart in Valinor. The Long Defeat we have all fought has been hardest on Gildor. He has never been able to eat his chips on the long grey shores of Middle-earth without being harrassed in this way.' Galadriel: 'Nay Elrond! Though I had not the heart to tell him of them, the gulls of Ulmo at the havens of Alqualonde are thrice as vicious as their kindred here in Endor.' Elrond: 'Then it would seem, Lady of the Galadhrim, that mayhap Feanor's rash vow pursues the Noldor still, even in the Land of the Valar. Alas! Galadriel: 'Even so!' (Exeunt sadly.....) __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

04-23-2006, 11:12 AM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo tries to console Sam, who is in floods of disappointed tears after the ship draws up to the quay. He was expecting it to be crewed by kittens in Viking helmets, singing Led Zeppelin. __________________ Gordon's alive! Last edited by Lalwendë; 04-23-2006 at 11:15 AM.

04-23-2006, 11:16 AM	#3
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Merry: 'I know Pippin - but he's getting on a bit. If he wants to take his own beer & toilet facilities with him they'll just have to humour him.'' EDIT: cross-posted with Narfforc __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

04-23-2006, 11:41 AM	#4
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I'm stuck on you Merry to Pippin: He-he-he, I told you Sam wouldn't see you with that SuperGlue. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#5
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	In this alternate ending Tolkien had scripted Pippin to take up becoming a Catholic Priest. (look at the collar) __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-23-2006, 06:44 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	While Frodo and Sam were getting to ride up on the deck for the trip, it appears that Bilbo, Pippin, and Merry are going to be stowed away with the cargo. OR No one notices the invisible man as he starts to pull up the back of Cirdan's cloak. OR Frodo: "When I said I wanted to go camping, this was not what I had in mind..." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-23-2006, 07:12 PM	#7
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	(Elf In Back With Pot): Hey Cirdan, there's no way these guys are gonna get in to Valinor. Two Hobbits, another on the way, A wizard who should be dead, and That Galadriel chick who was exiled-Manwe's gonna go nuts. However, I have made some home-made chili from an old Teleri family recipie! That will convince him! ________ JUAN MANUEL FANGIO Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:55 PM.

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