The Mount Zoom Challenge - GAME

[Glirdan]

"And that my liege is my plot."

"WHAT PLOT!? ALL YOU SAID IS I HAVE A PLOT AND THEN YOU SAID 'AND THAT MY LIEGE IS MY PLOT.' WHAT RUBBISH IS THIS?"

"Oh, I'm sorry my lord" Mouth winced. "Here is what I was thinking. How about we take a piece of paper, cut out a piece in the shape of a dollar, paint it green and add the currencey number to it. Then, we coax him into believing it's a real dollar!!"

"THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA MY MOUTH!!! LET'S DO IT!!"

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"OHH MISTER TROLL!! WE HAVE OUR PAYMENT FOR YOU!!" Sauron yelled. "COME AND CLAIM IT!" The troll yellped as he saw the fake dollar bill being tossed out of the Mountain's driver side window. "Oooo! Money, money money!!" he cried as he chased the bill. "Money!! Come to daddy! I promise I won't hurt you!! Come back!! Please come bacK!" Sauron and Mouth stared at the Troll until he faded into the distance.

"That was far to easy my lord."

"YES!! AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ME!! MWHAHAHA!"

"Yes, whatever you say my lord," Mouth rolled his eyes as he said it. "So, which way do we go from here??"

"I THINK WE SHOULD GO NORTH-WEST!! NO ONE INHABITS THOSE AREAS! NOT TO MENTION I HIGHLY DOUBT ANYONE ELSE WILL THINK OF GOING THAT WAY!!" Sauron yelled.

"I really wish you would stop yelling..."