The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 04-11-2006, 11:20 AM   #11
Morsul the Dark
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Morsul the Dark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Squish him into jelly

Gothmog had an excellent idea, an idea that would lighten his load and get rid of the Troll at the same time. Peering up the tower the fake eye of Sauron loomed, Gothmog peered at his copilot and began snarling in orcish "go loosen those bolts and let the eye crush this troll if we're lucky it may even roll into the paths of the others!"

As Orcky(for Gothmog still didn't know his name) Climbed the tower gothmog looked ahead at the Troll. "Friend you are about to be destroyed and Im hungry you look like you have a bit of meat on ya'"

The troll just laughed "You little pipsqueak just pay the toll or go back because as I always say a Toll is a toll and a roll is a roll we don't get no toll we don't eat no--" as the troll began to finish his sentence A giant red eye came as a meteorite from the sky landed on the troll the following shockwave was intense but not to bad. the eye slowly rolled into the surrounding trees.

"Well then," Gothmog looked ahead, "To bad the meats all destroyed at any rate we shall stay the course head for the Old road! SouthWest Barad-Dash rumbled slowly forward..."I feel the need the need for speed!" with that Gothmog grabbed his whip, "Time to 'encourage' the slaves"

Last edited by Morsul the Dark; 04-11-2006 at 12:10 PM.
Morsul the Dark is offline   Reply With Quote
 

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:11 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.