The mystery of Sauron's lost finger - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-15-2006, 01:08 PM

It's obvious what happened! The finger was left on the floor until an Orc with an eye infection ate it. The finger worked within him, making the eye grow bigger and brighter, and making the Orc a little too obsessed with fire and ordering folk around. When Sauron (Necromancer) returned, he found this giant eye bossing everyone around and so burst it with a pin. He then had the idea for becoming a giant eye, as that was all the Orcs seemed to want to follow.

03-15-2006, 01:08 PM	#25
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	No no no! You're all wrong! And So am I! It's obvious what happened! The finger was left on the floor until an Orc with an eye infection ate it. The finger worked within him, making the eye grow bigger and brighter, and making the Orc a little too obsessed with fire and ordering folk around. When Sauron (Necromancer) returned, he found this giant eye bossing everyone around and so burst it with a pin. He then had the idea for becoming a giant eye, as that was all the Orcs seemed to want to follow. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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