Tol-in-Gaurhoth XIX: Ang Sagang Daga, bow.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Or perhaps my love is entirely casual...

Yes, I can get away with that sort of thing and remain righteous and proper: for I have the King's favour. One law for the rich and all that — my dear SamwiseGamgee will understand this well. Of course we should not lynch such an integral part of the community as our good bank manager.

Neither should we lynch Lhunardawen — yet, though probability theory dictates unpleasant news for that pretty little elf.

And keep harping on about how Day One doesn't tell us anything: for though you be wrong it may lead to interesting responses from the village as a whole.

Doesn't tell us anything, HA! Simpletons! Thou wouldst never echo the music of Maglor to a grand audience.

I will immediately propose that we do not lynch me as I am linked to the monarchy; and everyone knows that royal sorts are more trustworthy than normal folks.

I'm also innocent.