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dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-13-2006, 10:55 AM

The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2006, 11:17 AM

Even in the deepest wine cellars of Aman, Frodo could not escape the media.

Guy: Frodo! What was Mount doom like?

OR

Frodo: Oh no! The press! Stand still; their vision is based on movement!

Cameraman: Where did he go?

Bêthberry · 03-13-2006, 11:50 AM

Frodo: "Beam me up, Sam."

OR:

PJ: "This is a Class M world. Act like it is one."

Elijah: "What do you mean, you want to make this Tolkien's time travel story? Won't that incense the purists even more?"

Morsul the Dark · 03-13-2006, 12:28 PM

Peter Jackson begins work on a 4th LOTR movie

"Lord of the Rings: The Horror of the Valar" in this sequel Frodo and Bilbo along with Galadriel and Gandalf come to the Western shores to find all the Valard dead and killed because in a magic twist Sauron has returned more powerful than before. yes this movie will be grand when asked about the loalty to the book Peter Jackson was quoted as such.

"There is no fourth book so this is merely my interpretation of what happened after the LOTR."

Lord of the Rings fans who somehow don't know about the books are thrilled

those who have...were less so one Fan even threatened Mr. Jackson in a way only a fan could "I'm going to Kill you This is an outraged you've gone one gross too far this time. may morgoth eat your soul and your body whipped to shreads by balrogs which by the way do not have wings!"

ok that was a long caption

Maeggaladiel · 03-13-2006, 01:52 PM

The director was thrilled: His documentary team had come across an actual hobbit, right here in Spider Cave! The viewers loved watching live spider feedings.

OR

Peter Jackson tried to lure Frodo back onto the set with a large Thermos of hot chocolate.

Lalwendë · 03-13-2006, 04:38 PM

Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video.

OR

Jackson: "Um, New Line wanted us to get a bit more product placement into the film so we've replaced the Phial of Galadriel with the new lightweight aluminium Maglite. Here, catch..."

Gurthang · 03-13-2006, 09:24 PM

Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun."
Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!"

OR

In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious.

OR

PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' "
Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!"

OR

PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob."

03-13-2006, 10:55 AM	#1
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-13-2006, 11:17 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Even in the deepest wine cellars of Aman, Frodo could not escape the media. Guy: Frodo! What was Mount doom like? OR Frodo: Oh no! The press! Stand still; their vision is based on movement! Cameraman: Where did he go? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2006, 11:50 AM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Frodo: "Beam me up, Sam." OR: PJ: "This is a Class M world. Act like it is one." Elijah: "What do you mean, you want to make this Tolkien's time travel story? Won't that incense the purists even more?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 03-13-2006 at 11:55 AM.

03-13-2006, 12:28 PM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Peter Jackson begins work on a 4th LOTR movie "Lord of the Rings: The Horror of the Valar" in this sequel Frodo and Bilbo along with Galadriel and Gandalf come to the Western shores to find all the Valard dead and killed because in a magic twist Sauron has returned more powerful than before. yes this movie will be grand when asked about the loalty to the book Peter Jackson was quoted as such. "There is no fourth book so this is merely my interpretation of what happened after the LOTR." Lord of the Rings fans who somehow don't know about the books are thrilled those who have...were less so one Fan even threatened Mr. Jackson in a way only a fan could "I'm going to Kill you This is an outraged you've gone one gross too far this time. may morgoth eat your soul and your body whipped to shreads by balrogs which by the way do not have wings!" ok that was a long caption __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-13-2006, 01:52 PM	#5
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	The director was thrilled: His documentary team had come across an actual hobbit, right here in Spider Cave! The viewers loved watching live spider feedings. OR Peter Jackson tried to lure Frodo back onto the set with a large Thermos of hot chocolate. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-13-2006, 04:38 PM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video. OR Jackson: "Um, New Line wanted us to get a bit more product placement into the film so we've replaced the Phial of Galadriel with the new lightweight aluminium Maglite. Here, catch..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-13-2006, 09:24 PM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun." Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!" OR In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious. OR PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' " Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!" OR PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

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